February 2012
My best friend and I
Her: oh god don't turn that on.
Me: *turns it on*
Her: Aaahhhhh I hate it!! It sounds like beans!!
Me: ...
Her: I'm forever stoned. *gets in shower*
Me: Why do you still have your underwear on?
Her: UGGGGHHHHHH *angrily takes off clothes while in shower*
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
I'm so glad I've found Tumblr as an escape from...
atanchor:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
ALWAYS